shot of @Sovereign_Syre from when she came to visit us a couple weeks ago
Look what Corwin took. How lovely.
M boyfriend loves me. And he did take this. And it is of me. I’d say this is as gooder place as any to start ^_^
I love this lady.
Taken by Me.
(via lingerie-love)
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem, Adam?”, God replies.
“Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I’m just not happy.”
“Why is that, Adam?”, comes the reply from the heavens.
“Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely.”
“Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a ‘woman’ for you.”
“What’s a ‘woman’, Lord?”
“This ‘woman’ will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you.”, replies the heavenly voice.
“Sounds great.”
“She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam.”
“How much will this ‘woman’ cost me Lord?”, Adam replies.
“She’ll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your left testicle.”
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam says to God, “Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?”
The rest, as they say, is history.
Artistic temperament … sometimes seems a battleground, a dark angel of destruction and a bright angel of creativity wrestling. –Madeleine L’Engle, A Severed Wasp
“Don’t give her power. She doesn’t know how to handle it.
Women … need to be tamed.
Keep her chained down.
Break the chain and watch her walk all over you.
And you deserve it. Because you gave away your power for free.
Women say they’re looking for nice guys, but they don’t respect passive pussy men.
Women want their lovers to be killers.”
- The Boyd Rice Experience: Hatesville
“When you are in love and you get hurt, it’s like a cut… it will heal, but there will always be a scar.”
